Funny truth....
1. Nite - Sleep with air-con; Day - Bathe with heater on.
2. Day - Cannot Wake up; Nite - Cannot Sleep.
3. Translation is needed between Singaporean Chinese and Mainland Chinese.
4. Smell Of rubbish besides letterboxes; Rubbish inside Letterbox.
5. Spore Chinese use different languages other then Chinese to communicate.
6. Sporean never likes to vote, but like to complain.
7. There are quite a number of rich/poor in spore - They have Car, Credit Card, CPF but no Cash and are liable to lots of loans
8. Education - Teach Less Learn More.
9. There are quite a few high-tech barbaric Singaporeans -they know how to use state-of-the art equipment, 3g mobile phone and powerful computers but they don’t know how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet.
10. Half Sporeans rushed to buy Hello kitty, but the other half busy killing stray cats.
11. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted to buying).
12. Cigarettes - Convenient to buy; not convenient to smoke.
13. Private Cars - Cheaper and Cheaper to buy, harder and harder to Maintain.
14. Public Bus - Half the Crowd squeeze in front section of the Bus, Second section is for Carrying Ghost.
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